The Defense of our Wealth is more Sacred than Pakistan

The fake accounts case continues and so does the process of obtaining bails before arrest for former president Asif Ali Zardari and his sister Faryal Talpur.

It does not matter in Sindh where his Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) holds sway but it may not be so in the other three provinces.

Prime Minister Imran Khan continues his tirade that his government will not let Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz and PPP leaders off the accountability hook until they give the country’s money back.

The situation has Asif Zardari, who considers himself as the wizard of deal making, examine opportunities as they present themselves.

The news that his political opponents in Sindh, especially the Grand Democratic Alliance, in a private meeting with Imran Khan had suggested changing the name of the government welfare program, which is named for Benazir Bhutto.

His party’s unique sales proposition is the Bhutto name.

Zardari sees an opportunity here, when Imran Khan has casually remarked about considering repositioning the program.

He has summoned his trusted party leaders to his Bilawal House in Karachi.

As usually, Zardari is sitting in front of a few ashtrays piled high with cigarette butts. The bar trolley is in place.

Present are party stalwarts, national assembly member Khursheed Shah, Maj. Gen. Farhatulah Babar, who was national security minister in Benazir’s cabinet; senator Sherry Rahman, and national assembly member Dr. Nafisa Shah.

Zardari takes a few drawn out puffs on his cigarette and starts, “Imran’s hint about the Benazir program has placed an opportunity with us and we should run with it.”

Khurshid adds, “In my opinion, we should keep this controversy flying high. We will make people believe that he is dropping our Queen of Martyrs’ name from the program.

“Our general [Babar] is doing a great job… our Sherry… and not to forget our Sharmila [Faruqi, who served as an advisor to the Chief Minister of Sindh].”

Bilawal seeks permission and announces, “We have to keep insulting this selected prime minister as hard as possible. Like Uncle Babar, doesn’t even call him any sort of prime minister. And Aunt Sharmila, really took it to him by suggesting that why not drop his mother’s name from his cancer hospital.

“Daddy, it is only my right to be prime minister. The Bhutto name is our only vote bait. I know all our uncles in Sindh own all our voters, so even if this puppet prime minister removes Mummy’s name, he can’t make our voters disobey their masters.”

Zardari consoles his son, and adds, “Yes, yes and yes. Thanks God to our beautiful feudal system that keeps giving. Yes, yes, and yes. The right to rule Pakistan only belongs to the Bhuttos. But right now we need to think about a few other issues too.

“Our dear friend, Maulana Fazlur Rehman [chairman of his eponymous faction of the Jamiat Ulema-i-Islam] has been calling… I think, he is on speed dial… that I should send you [Bilawal] to intern with him.”

Bilawal again seeks permission to speak and asks, “Dad, really! What can I learn from that big bearded man? I don’t think that he has much money too. How many houses does he have?”

Sherry Rehman calms Bilawal and adds, “My sweet child, the Maulana comes for cheap. Just a few diesel import permits work with him. The bearded one can be an effective weapon. We can deploy his religious credentials against Imran.

“You know how successfully we have built the myths that if a person comes and supplicates at the resting places of our Immortal Martyrs, his wishes would come true. We can have the Maulana declare that anyone who desecrates the name of our Queen of Martyrs, than their skin would turn orange and hair would go multicolor. People already see Shirin [Mazari, minister of human rights] and her multicolored hair. The Maulana can issue a fatwa verifying to its truth.

“Bilawal my child, you have already learned a lot from your father, but even a brief internship will benefit you.”

Zardari takes a few quick puffs and adds, “Good that all of us are on the same page about the name change campaign. But there are a few more challenges. You know how it has worked, Nawaz has gotten a parole and Shehbaz is free to travel; and Maryam has adopted the silent mode. I heard that his sons have put their Avenfield property on the market. I will tend to agree with (former senator and minister) Aitzaz Ahsan that the Sharifs have struck a deal with the establishment. So this leaves us in the wilderness. The Bhutto-Zardari assets have to be secured.

“We need to strike hard and from all corners against Imran. Yes, I am getting regular reports how our loyal media is working for us.

“I am going to trigger my lobbying contacts in Washington, D.C. If Trump can recognize Venezuelan opposition leader Juan Guaido as president and declare president Nicolas Maduro illegitimate, then what about declaring my child, Bilawal as the ruler of Pakistan.

“Did you see how Trump gave [North Korean leader] Kim Jong Un a piece of paper that included a blunt call for the transfer of Pyongyang’s nuclear weapons and bomb fuel to the United States, so Trump would be interested in doing the same for Pakistan. I am game to any proposal that ensures that our Bhutto-Zardari dynasty is in power forever.

“I want Trump to know that the defense of our wealth is more sacred than Pakistan.”

India cannot be and will not be India without Modi

Prime Minister Narendra Modi, seated alongside defense minister Nirmala Sitharaman, is hosting a huddle with representatives from Zee News, The Times of India, The New Indian Express, The Pioneer and The Sunday Guardian at 7 Lok Kalyan Marg (formerly Race Course Road) his official residence and principal workplace.

These are widely regarded as pro-BJP media.

Prime Minister Narendra Modi, seated alongside defense minister Nirmala Sitharaman, is hosting a huddle with representatives from Zee News, The Times of India, The New Indian Express, The Pioneer and The Sunday Guardian at 7 Lok Kalyan Marg (formerly Race Course Road) his official residence and principal workplace.

All of these are widely regarded as pro-BJP media.

The prime minister’s favorite beverage, gao mutra (cow urine) is on offer.

Sitharaman starts the proceedings, “With the March 27 morning test, when our satellite-destroying missile destroyed an Indian satellite orbiting around 186 miles up, India became the fourth country in the world to prove capable of targeting the thousands of satellites circling the Earth, crucial links for communication, military and intelligence networks. Just to mention that the others are the U.S., Russia and China.

“Our ISRO (Indian Space Research Organization) is the world. You don’t hear much of space activity from either Russia or China. America’s NASA and our ISRO are the sole rulers of space.”

“Our great and sublime leader thought of this initiative (United States Space Force) that Trump is boasting now, much earlier. Our space warfare service branch is the Supreme India Space Knife, which you can call SICK for short. It will be the force for our military space operations.”

Modi, who has ordered another round of gao mutra, shares, “Just taste this one. It comes from the cows that are fed spinach grown with Ganges water, and of course, they drink that Ganges water too. It is the most sacred gao mutra in India.

“You know, how the former Pakistani prime minister Nawaz Sharif kept a dozen of his favorite cows in his official residence to obtain the purest of milks. The quality of the animal matters, be it gao mutra or lassi.

“So I was telling you that I have called you today to specifically clear the doubts that I hear are circulating among our people. You saw how we destroyed this satellite.

“I am hearing negative talk about our Mi17 V5 helicopter that people think went down in Budgam, near Srinagar. No Sir. Just like we shot our satellite, we shot our helicopter to perfect the art of shooting these machines.

“Don’t believe any of the Pakistani propaganda about Wing Commander Abhinandan’s release. But first let me say that no Pakistani plane hit Abhinandan’s MIG. The facts are that first, he obliged a Pakistani F-16 aircraft to crash. You know our Rafael jets are coming, so we have no use for these old MIG 21s. So I have ordered that every time our fighters oblige a Pakistani F-16 to crash, they should crash a MIG. This is the most intelligent way to get this inventory off our heads. Pakistani can take care of the MIG debris!

“Another thing, some foolish people are saying that Imran should get the Nobel Prize for returning our Abhinandan. Nonsense. You know all Indian parties were planning to take out a candle march had Imran not announced the release. You know how popular these liberals, whom they call mombatiwalay (candle people), are in Pakistan. Imran knew that the moment the first candle is lighted in India, the whole of Pakistan would light up its own candles. Not just Pakistan, the entire world would light candles for Abdhinandan. And I let this plan to be leaked. Upon finding this, Imran was unnerved and immediately summoned a high-level security meeting and released our hero, Abhinandan, the real F-16 killer.

“It is mine and my diplomacy.

“Now let us return to our space program. You know that space tourism is becoming more of a reality, especially when commercial spaceflight companies Blue Origin, SpaceX, and Virgin Galactic have announced details about their plans. I can bet that Americans, like they stuff themselves into cruise ships, will stuff themselves for space vacations.

“I am therefore arranging for a lot of Patels to be taken to both the moon and Mars to establish motels for space tourists. I have been told Patels own more than 22,000 motels and hotels in the United States, collectively valued at more than $128 billion. So Americans are familiar with Patel motels. Our Patels will be there, to serve the space visitors.

“You know it and whole of India knows it that Narendra Modi is the supreme warrior. India cannot be and will not be India without Modi.”

India cannot be and will not be India without Modi

Prime Minister Narendra Modi, seated alongside defense minister Nirmala Sitharaman, is hosting a huddle with representatives from Zee News, The Times of India, The New Indian Express, The Pioneer and The Sunday Guardian at 7 Lok Kalyan Marg (formerly Race Course Road) his official residence and principal workplace.

All of these are widely regarded as pro-BJP media.

The prime minister’s favorite beverage, gao mutra (cow urine) is on offer.

Sitharaman starts the proceedings, “With the March 27 morning test, when our satellite-destroying missile destroyed an Indian satellite orbiting around 186 miles up, India became the fourth country in the world to prove capable of targeting the thousands of satellites circling the Earth, crucial links for communication, military and intelligence networks. Just to mention that the others are the U.S., Russia and China.

“Our ISRO (Indian Space Research Organization) is the world. You don’t hear much of space activity from either Russia or China. America’s NASA and our ISRO are the sole rulers of space.”

“Our great and sublime leader thought of this initiative (United States Space Force) that Trump is boasting now, much earlier. Our space warfare service branch is the Supreme India Space Knife, which you can call SICK for short. It will be the force for our military space operations.”

Modi, who has ordered another round of gao mutra, shares, “Just taste this one. It comes from the cows that are fed spinach grown with Ganges water, and of course, they drink that Ganges water too. It is the most sacred gao mutra in India.

“You know, how the former Pakistani prime minister Nawaz Sharif kept a dozen of his favorite cows in his official residence to obtain the purest of milks. The quality of the animal matters, be it gao mutra or lassi.

“So I was telling you that I have called you today to specifically clear the doubts that I hear are circulating among our people. You saw how we destroyed this satellite.

“I am hearing negative talk about our Mi17 V5 helicopter that people think went down in Budgam, near Srinagar. No Sir. Just like we shot our satellite, we shot our helicopter to perfect the art of shooting these machines.

“Don’t believe any of the Pakistani propaganda about Wing Commander Abhinandan’s release. But first let me say that no Pakistani plane hit Abhinandan’s MIG. The facts are that first, he obliged a Pakistani F-16 aircraft to crash. You know our Rafael jets are coming, so we have no use for these old MIG 21s. So I have ordered that every time our fighters oblige a Pakistani F-16 to crash, they should crash a MIG. This is the most intelligent way to get this inventory off our heads. Pakistani can take care of the MIG debris!

“Another thing, some foolish people are saying that Imran should get the Nobel Prize for returning our Abhinandan. Nonsense. You know all Indian parties were planning to take out a candle march had Imran not announced the release. You know how popular these liberals, whom they call mombatiwalay (candle people), are in Pakistan. Imran knew that the moment the first candle is lighted in India, the whole of Pakistan would light up its own candles. Not just Pakistan, the entire world would light candles for Abdhinandan. And I let this plan to be leaked. Upon finding this, Imran was unnerved and immediately summoned a high-level security meeting and released our hero, Abhinandan, the real F-16 killer.

“It is mine and my diplomacy.

“Now let us return to our space program. You know that space tourism is becoming more of a reality, especially when commercial spaceflight companies Blue Origin, SpaceX, and Virgin Galactic have announced details about their plans. I can bet that Americans, like they stuff themselves into cruise ships, will stuff themselves for space vacations.

“I am therefore arranging for a lot of Patels to be taken to both the moon and Mars to establish motels for space tourists. I have been told Patels own more than 22,000 motels and hotels in the United States, collectively valued at more than $128 billion. So Americans are familiar with Patel motels. Our Patels will be there, to serve the space visitors.

“You know it and whole of India knows it that Narendra Modi is the supreme warrior. India cannot be and will not be India without Modi.”

Only the Hungry Voter Knows that Bhutto Never Died

Asif Zardari, the former president of Pakistan, and the will-certified co-chairman of the Pakistan Peoples Party, has called yet another meeting to discuss the on-going situation pertaining to him and his family; and the political situation.

Present are his sister, Faryal Talpur, his son, Bilawal, and party stalwarts, senators Raza Rabbani and Sherry Rehman, and Farhatullah Babar, Syed Nayyer Hussain Bukhari, Qamar Zaman Kaira, Mustafa Nawaz Khokhar and his lawyer, Farooq Naik.

The National Accountability Bureau (NAB) had earlier grilled Zardari and his son. Later Sindh Chief Minister Sindh Syed Murad Ali Shah was also questioned in the fake accounts case. Like Bilawal, he too was given a questionnaire to complete.

His processor, former Sindh chief minister Qaim Ali Shah is also named in the fake accounts case.

As usual, Zardari has in front of him a few overloaded ashtrays and bottles of wines.

Zardari, take a few deep puffs, and starts, “Nawaz Sharif is finally out on bail, and his brother, Shehbaz is off the no-fly list. But Farooq why things heating up for me?

“Let me digress here. Who upon earth set the rate of Rs. 2000 per attendee for the train march? At least some sense prevailed, and they were given Rs. 200 each. It should have been Rs. 100 maximum. Yes, it is all Sindh government money, but don’t I have better uses for it and you know that Mustafa Nawaz.

“What did I say? Rs.100. Not even that. Aren’t they the haris (indentured tillers) of party leaders’ estates? They should have come on their own… it is their obligation to praise our great martyrs… the Immortal Zulfikar Ali Bhutto and the Queen of Martyrs Benazir.”

Sherry raises her arm, clenches her first, and declares, “What a boy! Bilawal, you did a fabulous train march! I could see our Immortal Martyrs in the halo above you.”

Bilawal, takes a bow, and asks, “Thank you for your kind words. But Aunt Sherry, may be we ask Grand Uncle Qaim [Ali Shah] that why all Sindhis look alike because every station that we stopped, I saw the same faces.”

Zardari resumes, “Farooq, why are they after our sugar mills… our Murad [Ali Shah, Sindh chief minister] was questioned about Thatta Sugar Mills. Don’t they know that we are sweets eating nation, and we need sugar mills, and only sugar mills owned by me can produce real sugar.

“Now Sherry, you know Washington, D.C., well… you have got to work with our Senator Akbar [Khawaja] on this thing. Ever since [finance minister] Asad Umar insulted my Bilawal addressing him as ‘Bilawal Zardari’, I have been looking into this matter.

“I am told that in USA, only the mother’s name is required on birth certificates, and they ask that if you know father’s name, you can mention it, otherwise it is left blank. I want Akbar to get birth certificates for these three children of mine, only giving Benazir Bhutto as the mother, and father’s name column should be left unmentioned.

“This should silence not only Asad but all of his party’s loudmouths!”

Raza Rabbani quickly offers his suggestion, “My beloved chief, you are the Crown of Sindh, and you know how strong are beliefs associated with saints and their annual festivals.

“Yes, indeed, it was a very wise move to send to send our honorable leader, Bilawal Bhutto Zardari on the train march to the resting places of our Immortal Martyrs, but let us go step further. Instead of calling it an anniversary, we should call it an ‘urs [spiritual festival] at Garhi Khud Bux…”

Bukhari offers his suggestion, “I would say that we rename the town as Bhuttonagar … the abode of the Bhuttos. Then we will have a Martyr Bhutto ‘urs at Bhuttonagar. Just think of the impact on the peoples hearts.”

Bowing his head toward Asif Zardari, he continues, “I would ask our Sindh leaders to order their haris to attend… I mean make it incumbent upon them to attend the ‘urs, and they should relate the miracles brought about our Immortal Martyrs.”

Babar angrily shoots, “This stooge… this puppet… Imran has stolen our party slogan launching his Ehsas (compassion) program. He is saying that he would be amending Article 38(D) [of the Constitution], which includes a clause regarding providing people with food, shelter, clothing, education and taking care of their health.

“I mean seriously! Food… shelter… clothing… yes, this is roti, kapra, makan… it is our copyrighted slogan.”

Farooq Naek quickly declares, “This is a reckless move. I tell you that Imran [Khan] is aware of the copyright issue; this is why he has added education and health to our slogan.”

Bilawal seeks permission and offers, “This is theft! Our sainted Immortal Martyrs have ruled on this roti, kapra, makan. This selected prime minister thinks that by providing all this, he can end the Sindhis worshipping us, the Immoral Martyrs and their true heirs, us. We will not allow Imran to fulfill the peoples needs, because a satisfied people will never listen to our copyrighted slogan.”

Zardari, bottoms up a glass, pounds the table, and declares, “A hungry voter is our vote bank. Only the hungry voter knows that Bhutto never died.”

Shortchanging the country is our job

Asif Zardari, the former president of Pakistan, and the will-certified co-chairman of the Pakistan Peoples Party, has called his sister, Faryal Talpur, his son, Bilawal, party stalwarts senators Raza Rabbani and Sherry Rehman, and Farhatullah Babar to discuss the on-going situation with his legal issues.

Apart from the fake accounts and money laundering cases, there is the Park Lane Estate, a real estate company, case which Zardari and Bilawal jointly own.

As usual, Zardari has in front of him a few overloaded ashtrays and bottles of sherry.

Zardari, take a few deep puffs, and starts, “I am not too happy with [PPP senator Mustafa Nawaz] Khokhar’s performance in Islamabad. I was expecting at least 50,000 people at the NAB (National Accountability Bureau) office for the hearing.

“Sherry, we need to do better. We should have caused tremors… We should have locked down Islamabad.

“Where is Aitizaz [Ahsan, former cabinet minister]? Why he was not there, reciting his poetry?

“At least, I am told that our loyalists in the media are doing a fantastic job. Of course, there is the indefatigable Marvi Sirmed (Special Correspondent Daily Times, Islamabad)… God bless. Never misses a beat to hit out at Imran… She doesn’t care for the facts, she just hits out at Imran.

“I am seeing another ardent supporter in America, Raza Rumi…”

Sherry quickly offers, “Raza was editor of our Taseers’ Daily Times. He is our foot soldier.”

Zardari takes a few quick cigarette puffs and continues, “But all of us owe the greatest admiration to Hamid Mir (of Geo News). What a brilliant suggestion he made today that Mahathir, whom Imran admires so much, not only got Anwar Ibrahim out of jail, but also made him deputy prime minister.

“Never of course, any of my children will serve under or with Imran but the forgiveness angle is perfect. Let us toast to Hamid Mir.

“Rabbani don’t you think that Bilawal’s press conference was brilliant? I am told that most of the Indian newspapers and television stations highlighted his revelation that Imran took a few religious leaders into protective custody to save them from Indian bombing. I really appreciate the lines Sherry wrote for him.”

Bilawal seeks permission and proceeds, “Yes, Papa, Uncle Hamid Mir made a brilliant suggestion but this puppet Imran kept talking about corruption with Dr. Mahathir Mohamad.

“You don’t wash your dirty linen in front of your guests.”

Zardari continues, “Good your brought up Mahathir’s visit. I am sensing great danger because he is giving Imran all the wrong ideas that he set up special courts to hear corruption cases. So now what Imran does is that not only he declares that he wants corruption courts to be set up as soon as possible but also wants to change laws for this to materialize.”

Bilawal adds, “Mahathir told the media that he and Imran had exchanged ideas on how to combat corruption.

“This is scary. And also, Imran was telling the media that Malaysia’s anti-corruption model is the best example for Pakistan to follow.

“What I have heard that Imran has taken much from Mahathir. You know that Mahathir made a coalition with Anwar Ibrahim and Chinese-dominated parties to take out [former prime minister] Najib Razak, just like Imran aligned with Pervez Elahi and Sheikh Rasheed to take us out and Uncle Nawaz.”

Zardari, directing his eyes toward Sherry, states, “Sherry, yes this all is very scary. We all know that our loyal journalists are performing beautifully, but we need to push them to put in overtime. It is simply blasphemous to question the grandson of the Immortal Zulfikar Ali Bhutto and the son of the Queen of Martyrs, Benazir.”

Sherry offers, “Undoubtedly, Hamid Mir is the most loyal person one can have. Do you know that he has not even uttered a single word about Geo’s cameraman who was beaten to near death by our people when you and Bilawal were at the NAB office.”

Zardari takes a few more deep puffs and adds, “May God bless him. His love for our Immortal Martyrs is truest.”

Rabbani offers, “Hamid is a genius. Most of the time he is just testing what pitch can he sell by gauging the response from people. I think that’s part of his business model. All power to him. Hamid, keeps paying us back for giving his brother Faisal Mir, the ticket to contest from Lahore.”

Sherry offers, “I am setting up a ‘special forces committee’ to launch relentless attacks on Imran. It has Hamid Mir, Marvi Sirmed, Shehzad Khanzada (Geo News’ program “Aaj Shahzeb Khanzada kay Sath”), Mansoor Ali Khan (Express News) and Mehr Bukhari (NewsEye). We have to raise the volume… What we have earned is because we know how to earn it… Shortchanging the country is our job!”

The World has to be White Again

Fred Fraudem, founder and chairman of the Second Amendment Foundation and Seth Sectanda, senior vice president for public affairs at the American Evangelical Glory Institute, are meeting at their favorite watering-hole, The Evangelist Spirits on V Street in Washington, D.C., where they only tune to FoxTV.

Little did Seth’s Serbian father, looking for an“American” name know that the Latin word Sectanda means dishonest. However, the family name did perfectly fit his son, as it did his father.

The father and son devote their time to selling Golden Age Kits for the coming millennium promised in their Evangelical faith, where Christ returns to reign on Earth. However, they believe that before he will return, there will be a tribulation where he defeats evil. There will be natural disasters and wars, and perhaps an Antichrist, as the book of Revelations notes. Then at the end of that period, the people of the Mosaic covenant, including the Jews, will convert. Then after their conversion, the great millennium starts. So for this grad event, suitably branded as, “Make Christianity Supreme Again,” the kit includes welcome Jesus banners; Jesus and his Disciples’ inflatables; Catholics could order Paul too; and an extender staff, fit for the Shepherd.

Sectanda, taking his eyes off the big screen television, moans, “Fred, don’t we have enough of AOC [Rep. Alexandria Orcasio-Cortez] and this Ill…something [Rep. Ilhan Omar], that the world has this leftist [New Zealand prime minister] Jacinda Ardern.”

Fraudem quickly adds, “Seth, this is all but to show our #45 [President Trump] in a bad way… the only president sent by God.

“Say, this Brenton Tarrant being called names for blowing up a fewMuslims, is just 28-years old, but he has more smarts than of these ‘heroic’ Congress members of ours.

“This guy beautifully understood that Trump is ‘a symbol of renewed white identity and common purpose.’”

Sectanda, nearly smashing his glass on the counter, states, “Fred did you see that… this silly Arden hugging Muslims… Oh God, hopefully, other politicians won’t start imitating her. I tell you, she is making things worse than anyone can imagine. She has said that the her government will help cover funeral costs — as well as provide financial support for up to years for those who will now suffer a loss of income due to the death of the wage-earners…

“And she is banning guns! God have mercy. Trump should warn her right now that this could lead to sanctions.”

Fraudem quickly adds, “Seth, not just that but she is giving benefits without questioning their immigration status. How dumb can you get!

“We all know that immigration and multiculturalism are decaying our culture, the way of our white, European, Western world.

“Doesn’t this Arden remember that it was our great white folks who cleared great lands like America, like Canada, like Australia, like New Zealand… and they almost got South Africa… cleared the chaff so whiteness could prevail.”

Sectanda furthers his contention, “Fred, no Sir, the real whiteness is not dying. Remember November last year, when the voters of Alabama overwhelmingly confirmed that they remain a Christian conservative state.”

Fraudem, nodding his appreciation, adds, “You are right Seth. People are killing true whiteness. They have forgotten that Mathew said for ‘they shall inherit the earth’ (Bible 5:5)… he meant whites [of course, editing the verse more than a trifle].

“This Australian senator Fraser Anning is so right. We need a few more like him in public offices in America. He is spot on that the real cause of bloodshed on New Zealand streets today is the immigration program which allowed Muslim fanatics to migrate to New Zealand in the first place.”

Sectanda, glowing with mutual appreciation, said, “Fred, this Anning said more, like Islam is not like any other faith. It is the religious equivalent of fascism. And just because the followers of this savage belief were not the killers in this instance, does not make them blameless.

“Of course, what does he get? I heard that more than one million signatories have demanded that Anning be removed from parliament. They are saying that he does not represent Australians. Even their Prime Minister [Scott Morrison] expressed his repulsion for Anning.

“Aren’t we lucky that our President doesn’t go around saying such silly things. He would never scold anyone… any lawmaker for telling the truth that Muslims are working to enforce Sharia law and looking to infiltrate Congress.

“Arden is a real nut. Trump calls her and asks what the United States could provide. And would you believe it, she says, ‘Sympathy and love for all Muslim communities.’

“These guys have recognized the wrong enemy. It is not Anning. It is crazies like Arden. “Let us raises our glasses for our President Trump, the true symbol of renewed white identity. He is committed to whiteness.

“We need to remind people that Jesus was born in Bethlehem…”

Fraudem quickly asks, “O wow! Right here in Pennsylvania! Sure, he is more American than apple pie. You are right, if you want Jesus to return, the world has to be white again.”

Those who render Public Service have the Right Scoop out as much as it Seems Satisfying to them

Following the banking court’s permission to the National Accountability Bureau (NAB) to transfer the fake bank accounts and mega money laundering case from Karachi to Islamabad for trial, Asif Ali Zardari, a former president of Pakistan, and chairman of the Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) has arranged a meet the press at Bilawal House, Karachi.

The banking court, also withdrew the interim bails granted to Zardari and his sister Faryal Talpur. The court has also cancelled the bail bonds of the suspects. Hussain Lawai, former chairman of Pakistan Stock Exchange, and Abdul Ghani Majeed, son of chairman, Omni Group Anwer Majeed are already under NAB’s custody over their alleged involvement in the case.

NAB chairman Justice (retd.) Javed Iqbal, pleading for the transfer, had stated that the Supreme Court has ordered NAB to investigate the case, which necessitates its transfer to a NAB court in Islamabad.

It stings because Sindh is PPP domain where nothing can move against the rulers.

The invited media troop includes Marvi Sirmed, special correspondent of the Daily Times, Shehzad Khanzada, anchor of Geo News’ program “Aaj Shahzeb Khanzada kay Sath,” Mansoor Ali Khan of Express News and Mehr Bukhari of NewsEye.

Also present is Zardari’s counsel Farooq H. Naek.

Walking toward the drawing room, the family’s crown prince, Bilawal, was overheard assuring his sisters, Bakhtawar and Assefa, “Don’t worry about these arrest warrants. Our dad is far better that Uncle Shehbaz [Sharif] in faking illnesses, not just opening accounts in the names of poor people…”

As usual, Zardari has a few ashtrays piled high with cigarette butts in various stages of their abandonment. The wine service is there for the takers.

Zardari thanks the guests, and states, “Thank you for coming. Honestly, you are only of the few who know that I am the best. I won’t say more, but you are seeing the mess that Imran Khan is making. They had the Indian pilot and sent him back with fanfare but without negotiating for anything. Donald Trump thinks of himself as the king of the deal, but he has not dealt with Asif Ali Zardari. If not much, I would have at least made [Indian prime minister] Modi to open export of Indian tomatoes and onions to Pakistan through the Zardari Group.

“Any now what to say about the prime minister select. Tell me what is corrupt practices and corruption in making the poor happy by opening accounts in their names. The charges do not include deceiving the public either.

“You heard what Bilawal said, as I told him to say so, to label NAB as the ‘bureau of political engineering’.

“Where is the 18th Amendment where provinces are free. A few ago days, NAB arrested the speaker of our Sindh Assembly… it is highly condemnable.

“Next they will try to grab Faryal and me…

“In our Charter of Democracy signed by [former prime minister] Benazir and Nawaz Sharif, it was agreed that NAB would be done away with.”

”Bilawal quickly glances towards his father, and getting permission talk, declares, “They are trying to jail my father and aunt. We are a very religious family. My mother always prostrated on the Turbah (made from clay from Karbala in Iraq). We celebrate Muharram with all the pomp and splendor. And also the Ashura thing. And Imran Khan is moving against my father and aunt.”

Of course, no one dare correct the prince that up next is May, coinciding with Ramadan, and Muharram starts on August 31.

Zardari rejoins the conversation, “This Brigadier Asad Munir’s suicide is an opportunity for us to kill the NAB and the accountability craze of Imran Khan. Here you, the journalists have to support us and show that Asad Munir was martyred at the hands of the NAB, and its next victims are the Zardari family.

“But let me caution you never mention that Asad Munir was called by NAB only once; or that the case started in 2016. We have to show that NAB is a harasser, a puppet on Imran Khan’s strings.

“Of course, I am not Nawaz Sharif to take you to hajj with me every year, but I will ensure that we will get a proper aircraft for the head of state which has accommodation for all of our friends.

“I am not being unreasonable but those who render public service have the right scoop out as much as it seems satisfying to them.”