Onward, Liberal soldiers!

(With apologies to the master: Sabine Baring-Gould [1834-1924] who crafted his hymn ‘Onward Christian soldiers!’ based on II Timothy 2:3)

Onward, Liberal soldiers!

Marching as to war,

With the standard of the Eternal Bhutto

Going on before.

Bhutto, the revered Master of Destroying Pakistan,

Leads against the foe of Accountability;

Forward into battle,

See his banners go!

 

Onward, Liberal soldiers!

Marching as to war,

With the standard of the Eternal Bhutto

Going on before.

 

At the sign of triumph

NAB’s host doth flee;

On, then, Liberal soldiers,

On to victory.

Pakistan’s foundations quiver

At the shout of praise;

Brothers and Sisters, lift your voices,

Loud your anthems raise.

 

Like a mighty army

Moves the Mafia of the Zardari and the Sharifs,

Led by His Royal Puffiness Prince Bilawal of Looterania

And Maryam Safda… oops Nawaz Sharif,

Brothers, we are treading

Where the Saints of Corruption have trod.

We are not divided;

All one body we:

One in hope and doctrine,

One in looting [Pakistan].

 

Onward, then, ye people;

Join our happy thieving throng.

Blend with ours your voices

In the triumph song:

Glory, laud, and honor

Unto Zulfikar Ali Bhutto.

This through countless ages

Liberal Men and Women sing.

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