“By the way I am not a one day Chief Minister,” assured Sindh Chief Minister Murad Ali Shah while visiting rain devastated areas of Karachi.
A few hours of rain in several days had killed 15 people.
The Canadian import smiled to himself in-toning, “… I am not a one day Chief Minister.”
Yes. My Master, My Everything Asif Ali Zardari, husband of great Bibi Shaheed, and son-in-law of the Ever Living Shaheed Huzoor Zulfikar Ali Bhutto has assured me himself that “I am not a one day Chief Minister.”
Murad Ali you were born under a blessed star.
Murad Ali, your father Abdullah Shah’s prayers are with you.
I must be thankful that the newspapers for publishing my photos giving hazri at Jinnah’s tomb and the mausoleum of our Ever Living Shaheed Zulfikar Ali Bhutto and Our Most Respected Bibi Shaheed. My Sayin Asif Ali Zardari was able to see the difference that how loyal I am to the owners of Pakistan People Party, in fact they are the only and rightful owners of Pakistan.
My Sayin Asif Ali Zardari — the holy son-in-law — is a genius. No doubt he is a graduate of the London School of Education. He knows what I really said when I told the media, “I am playing the warm-up match, those who could not deliver would not be the part of my team.”
Yes, my Sayin, I assure you that Murad Ali will continue to deliver to you anything to your desire.
One should acquire knowledge from anywhere, ah, the hadith that one should travel to China for knowledge.
The media is saying that numerous roads of the metropolis flooded and several areas are without electricity since the monsoon showers hit the city.
I have decided to follow the example of Nawaz Sharif, and I will get the maximum number of overpasses built so any amount of rain will not hinder traffic. It is a matter of simple logic: build roads so high that the rainwater does not reach them.
Once I present this plan to my leader, my guide, my light, my Sayin Asif Ali Zardari, he will render a loving smile at me. The true smile of approval. My leader and guide knows that the more public funded construction, the more the contracts, and more I will deliver to my leader, my heart and soul.
Only 15 people dead in a population of 25 to 26 million. And the media and people are talking as if half of Karachi has died.
First they were saying that hundreds died in Tharparkar because there was no water. So now there is water and now they are angry that 15 have died due to water! Am I responsible for everyone divinely assigned dying time?
My leader, my guide, my light, my Sayin Asif Ali Zardari is an accounting genius, and he knows what will be his share.
I am grateful that our beloved Chairman Bilawal Bhutto Zardari has wished good luck for tying over the monsoon season and that we make delivery to the people of the province.
First thing is that I have ordered is that come what may not even a micro-millimeter of moisture should be anywhere near the house of our dreams, Bilawal House.
After all who can see what is anywhere in a protocol of 64 cars. I was seeing this cricket match in Edgbaston on TV, and I saw how they move the screen for the batsmen. I am immediately ordering those screens painted with scenery. These screens will run on special trucks on both sides of the road so our respected Chairman Bilawal Bhutto Zardari will see for himself how clean and well-drained this city is.
I taking another wise lesson Nawaz Sharif and Shahbaz Sharif. See how popular the Sharif Brothers because they spend everything on Lahore alone. From today, I too will follow this strategy and spend the entire budget on Karachi. By the way, it takes care of Altaf Husain’s popularity in some areas of Karachi too.
Indeed, I am the one to be the one who is not a one-day Chief Minister.
Jeeay Bhutto, Jeeay Zardari.
May the bank accounts of my leader, my guide, my light, my Sayin Asif Ali Zardari always be healthy. I’d dare to say obese!